EM | 16 | UK

bafflingwithbullshit:

fucking nerds

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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welcome-foolishmortals:

carriethestorymaker:"But I wanted it blue!" "Now, dear, we decided pink was her color" "YOU decided!"
wxnsome:

Well fuck